paragonikathryn: falstafff: i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%. This is genius The probability you’d lose your memory and forget you had the super power in the first place. STFU… (via dustin-john)

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

The probability you’d lose your memory and forget you had the super power in the first place. STFU…

(via dustin-john)

I love how everyone’s all “fuck the police” until someone’s breaking into your house you actually need them. #stfualready

I love how everyone’s all “fuck the police” until someone’s breaking into your house you actually need them. #stfualready

smocksinabox:

Saw it, went with it.
internetweed:

honestly, me
apply-pressure:

C210, RA28 banana tails 
papabay:

Only good can come of this